I'm not sure that this page will ever look fancy. Right now, it mostly exists as a place to host a Twine fic without (a) dropping a direct link on AO3 to my commercial Itch.io page or (b) making an entirely new Itch.io account for one game.

You can find my AO3 profile here, or find out more about my fiction (original and otherwise) here.

Projects hosted on this site:

  • All Roads Lead to Rome, a Twine adaptation of the Harry Potter oneshot by Alemantele.

    More Interesting Links

  • WMB Saltworks: Wordpress blog where I post fic reviews, RPG homebrew stuff, and other things.
  • Salticidae Philosophiae: Wordpress blog where I write abstracts and commentaries on philosophy.
  • WMB Salticidae: Tumblr blog where you'll mostly find shitposts and reblogs.
  • Saltworks: The Discord server for all my work. Clicking on the link will invite you to the server.
  • Philippa Foot's Discount Trolley Emporium: My Tumblr side-blog for trolley problems, trolley solutions, and trolley discourse.

    If you'd like to give me $$$, then you can find my worldbuilding and writing resources at DriveThruRPG and Itch.io, or support me on Patreon.

    Policy on Derivative Work

    You don't need to ask my permission for anything. I'm preemptively giving you my permission, if you really want it, but I don't believe that I have a right to deny permission in the first place. I will appreciate it if you let me know what you're doing with it, but that's a courtesy, not a requirement.

    About Me

    I mostly write Harry Potter and Homestuck fanfiction, but got my start on a long Avatar: The Last Airbender story that petered out around a quarter of the way through (I don't recommend looking for it, but there's at least one FFN collection with a copy on the Internet Archive). I also write original fiction and a variety of worldbuilding and writing resources.

    My current Harry Potter project is There is Nothing to Fear, a Gryffindor!Voldemort AU. In Homestuck, it's The Gods Have Horns, an AU where the beta trolls won Sgrub and entered the newly-created universe as gods.

    In all my work, I've been assisted to one degree or another by my beta reader and writing partner, Shadow Wasserson.

    Outside fandom, I have a master's degree in Philosophy, and by day I'm a freelance editor and remote tutor. I grew up in Michigan and Missouri (in the United States) and have also spent significant time in California, Idaho, Utah, Vermont, and Virginia.

    You can send me an email at callmesalticidae@gmail.com, or contact me through one of the websites linked above.